my movie theater

i think it would be absolutely awesome to own a movie theater. it's part of my Nonsensical List of Life Goals. i want an old theater. one with lots of character. and i want to play movies that i love ... because you should love them, too. i could do johnny depp movies on fridays. and show friends episodes on tuesdays. saturday night could be old horror movies. and of course there would be holiday-themed extravaganzas. i think alan alda night would be monday because everyone could use a little alan alda after a monday at work. we'd start with an episode or two of M*A*S*H and then show one of his films. i could rent the place out for private parties. and really, so long as i don't charge admission i don't need to get any kind of licensing to show the movies/shows.

this would make me unbelievably happy.