if i had a ...

time machine: i'm not sure if i'd use it to go back in time or forward in time. and if i went back in time, would i go back to a time i wanted to change or one that i want to relive? if i went forward in time, would i then want to go back in time to change what happened when i went forward in time? what if i went forward to Time Y ... and then back to Time X & changed something? and then i went back forward to Time Y to see how it changed (which, i suppose wouldn't be Time Y, technically, anymore. but, for the sake of argument, let's leave it as Time Y, shall we?). and then i could go back to Time X and change things again - just to see how it affected Time Y. but if i spend all my time living my past & future ... who's living my present?

transmogrifier: i'm pretty sure i'd turn myself into a well-cared for cat. they seem to have a pretty good life. or a ring-tailed lemur; they always look like they're plotting something.

teleportation device: i'd definitely spend a lot more time in san francisco. and sanibel island. and possibly use it to the get the bunco group to chicago next month without having to pay for parking. :)

telekinetic gift: i'd use it to influence the lottery so i could quit my job. i'm curious what kind of person i would be without an obligation to that particular company.

tea party: the tea would taste suspiciously like rum & diet coke. i don't drink much tea.

television service provider: i would never get anything accomplished.

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