health care & heath bars

i find it nearly impossible to believe that a link may not exist between health care and heath bars. i mean, for pete's sake, did you not notice how close their names are? that'd be like saying there's no link between black beans and back bones. or ... other things with which have similar names.

now i did a quick google search for previous scientific research in this area, and i only came upon one site that even mentions it. as my hopes for scientific stardom started to fade, i realized it was just mikey's site, exploring today's topic as well. (great google listing, man. you were like fifth on the list.) so, i'd say the world is just begging for the research to be done. not that anyone was actually asking for it. but how can they know to ask for that which they aren't aware they need?

we'll need a test group. and a control group. and some fancy calipers to gauge results. and a way to make a heath bar substitute. you know, the "sugar pill" for the part of the test group that thinks they're getting a heath bar, but they're really not. what's the name for that? a placebo! right. we'll need a placebo ...

why didn't i make a gadget yesterday that would create a heath bar placebo? drat ... so much work to do ...

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