Saturday, November 14, 2009

5 ways to lose a fight

#1. pick the wrong opponent: don't willingly get into it with a brick wall. not at first, at least. start with some thin drywall. or perhaps a nice jello salad.

#2. eat too slowly: you'll never win a battle for the last piece of pizza when you already have two left on your plate.

#3. ignore the power of sarcasm: use it to your advantage, people. or, if you're on the receiving end of the sarcasm, pay attention!

#4. over-focus on the the details: frankly, it doesn't matter what design is on her steel-toed boots as she kicking you in the shins with them.

#5. forget to watch your back: but as you're doing that, don't forget your front, okay?

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